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A good friend of mine, Crake just acquired his gold star.

His hobbies include Iranian politics, Sci-fi, adoring Ayn Rand from afar, and being meta.

He loves cookies and has a knack for spotting inapproriate commercials.

I made him a picture through msn that I'll upload in just a bit, which is just delightful for the occasion.

Shake your canes and rattle your brains for Crake and his new golden idol.

Check out his queue, personal queue, and sifted videos.


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Crakey! Congrats!


written by kronosposeidon  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Yay, way to go, Crake!!

I knew a couple of things about Crake already, such as that both of us enjoy similar videogames, similar music and similar TV shows, but now with the goatse reference gwiz provided in the image above, I'm not so sure I want to learn more about him.....

Just kidding - rectal stretching is a favorite pastime of mine, so who would I be to judge?

Cheers, dude!


written by EDD  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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W00ters! Way to go! Congrats to you!


written by blankfist  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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congrats!!
now get invoking, dammit.

plus 1 for goldstar.goatse.cx


written by SlipperyPete  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Go Crake!


written by dotdude  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats, Crake! Feels good, doesn't it?


written by Sketch  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Are you telling me all I had to do, all along, was poop out a gold star??

Goddamnit...

Cheers, Crake!


written by videosiftbannedme  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Yes, Crake! Yellow star goatse hurrah!


written by schmawy  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Oh my god you guys... this is deeply touching, as it were...

And the detail on the goatse is amazing... you even got the wedding band right.

...too creepy? srsly though, thanks, this makes me wanna find 50 siftworthy videos right away, to get another round of applause


written by Crake  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I used to really have a thing for crake until I realized that all this time I've been misspelling crack.

And lignum vitae Aurum!

Congrats!


written by rougy  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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yay! congratulations!


written by paul4dirt  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I am your Snowman. Put another rakunk or pigoon on the spit for me.


written by dag  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats, it's Pure gold! I checked the pixel colour..


written by Eklek  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I still haven't seen Goatse - whew that was a close one. Welcome to the club Crakey baby.


written by Deano  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^I like to think that I helped all those who are afraid to see what goatse actually is - my little doodle is much more pleasing to the eye.


written by gwiz665  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats, gents. (What the hell did you have to go and draw gwiz?)


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Sorry I'm late, that goatse charicature scared me away... But congratulations anyway!


written by Ornthoron  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Congrats, gents.


I'm pretty sure there is no user 'Aurum', dft


written by EDD  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'm making vague references to Onyx and Crake and no one picks up on... I'm so esoteric.
(Aurum is gold)


written by gwiz665  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^it's Oryx. In fact let me just *amazon it.


written by Crake  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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.. smartass


written by gwiz665  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^I'm a little concerned about all the anal imagery in this post.


written by Crake  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^ Think of it as "digging for gold."


written by rougy  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^EDD:
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Congrats, gents.


I'm pretty sure there is no user 'Aurum', dft


Oops


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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