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Tis the season to congratulate our latest family jewel: Our brother Grimm. Just recently he acquired his bronze diamond, and it kind of slipped under everyone's radar because he doesn't post videos as often as many of us. In other words, he's not a Siftaholic. Damn him and his life outside of here! Wait....I guess that means he has to damn himself!? Is that possible!? Is there a theologian in the house?

Outside of creating the universe in six days, he also created the 1sttube channel. Wellll....because he created the universe, I guess that means he created all the other channels too, because he created us, who in turn created computers, and then the internet, and then....is there a theologian in the house?

Would it surprise any of you that this is his highest rated video? I think it means he's telling us that we're all going to hell because we're such a crappy, whiny generation. And I have to say, that kinda hurts.

So stop in to congratulate Grimm, because he might just forgive you for your crappy, whiny sins. And check out what the REAL gifts of the Magi were: