Rasch187 hits 500; how does it feel?
Rasch is in the basement
Fixing up the embeds
Singing with an alien
Thinks she might be a man
Cat in New York studio
Painting Campbell’s soup cans
Makes fifteen-second videos
That’s your pop art movement
Look out kid
It’s somethin’ you did
Only God knows how
You got silver diamond
By posting stupid videos
Produced by Hans Moleman
Then you say Jesus
Is your new best friend
But you can’t be a born-again
Posting vids with naked chicks in them
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Alright, so I'm no poet, but don't hold that against Rasch. Give him some love, or I swear I got a whole passel of shitty couplets that I'll unleash on ya. Don't fuck with me.
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blankfistDidn't he just get his 250 diamond? Damn. Congrats, raschlinger. You are a good German.
quantumushroomCongrats!!
ataraWoot! Grats!
EDD500? merely half a year after reaching a 100?? That's it. I give up already. Tell me!! Tell me what the super-secret VS cheat codes are, rasch!?! I.. MUST... KNOW!
I've tried PMing Siftbot with every which version of dag/lucky/SiftBot + rules/rocks/kicksass/isgreat/isgreatinbed/isgreatinbedwithme/isgreatinbedwithwomenalso/isthesupremerulerwhoincidentallyisgoodinbedwithallimaginablepar
tnersalso/exceptblankfistofcourse etc., all to no avail. WHAT ELSE IS THERE?
What else could the answer to your phenomenal success be?????
thinker247Sittin' in the tree stand,
Waiting for the chance to...
Kill somethin'.
Postin' vids left and right,
Seein' them get so many...
Votes for you.
How does it feel? Oh, how does it feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel?
To have half a bronze crown?
And while no one's around,
To make cat fartin' sounds?
And make blankfist proud?
*harmonica solo*
lucky760Congratulations Mr. Rasch! Quite a lovely achievement that you have worked hard to earn. Thanks for your many contributions to the Sift community.
SarzyCongrats, Rasch!
MajortomyorkeI bow to you, sir. Congrats!
dystopianfuturetodayCongrasch.
gourmetemuI wouldnt want my my dupes to become deadpool fixes for anybody else. Congratulations sir.
rottenseedyou have a stupid face that looks stupid!
haha congrats
KrupoThat was a *quality celebratory thing. Congratulations!
siftbotAwarding kronosposeidon with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by Krupo.
NicoleBeeCongratumalations!
Keep the good stuff coming, I'm starting to get the shakes.
eric3579Your ability to find and fix dead videos is simply amazing. Congrats on your 500. No one is more deserving.
NetRunnerCongrats, rasch187. BTW, where did rasch186 go?
MycroftHomlzHere! Here! Good job, old man.
IssykittyRasch and Roll! Yayeeee!!!!
gwiz665Wow, 500 already? You must have no life at all.
Congrats, you've certainly worked for it.
ZifnabAmazing work rasch187! Great sifting and great sift maintenance, the 500 looks good on ya!
ZonbieCongrats
hehe - just 500 more now...
alien_concept^It won't be long now...
Joey you're the greatest, thank you for having this supernatural ability to just know exactly what will keep me entertained and then making sure I watch it. Things are never boring with you around! Well done mate, most deserved
deathcowJOEY I'm not angry anymore!
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Thanks for all your contributions Rasch187 - you sir, are a pillar of Sift.
kulpimscongrats, you diamond-topped pillar. what's the weather like up there?
my15minutesjojo was a man who thought he was a sifter,
turns out he was right. congrats!
DeanoI'm beginning to imagine that Dag has KP chained to a desk somewhere knocking these fab posts up.
Rasch187, I hope it feels good!
campionidelmondoRasch, let me be the first fake American to say: CONGRATULATIONS
berticusGood work comrade
rasch187That's some *quality Gimping, kronos. Thanks a bunch! And as I've said numerous times, fixing vids is my crack. Just as my crack addiction is my heroin. And so on.
EDD: Tell me!! Tell me what the super-secret VS cheat codes are, rasch!?! I.. MUST... KNOW!
It's not so much a code, you just have to get a bit freaky with siftbot.
The benches were stained with tears and perspiration
The birdies were flying from tree to tree
There was little to say, there was no conversation
As I stepped to the stage to pick up my degree
It's too early in the morning, I'll be back to write something funnier in a few hours. Thanks to everyone for your kind words
siftbotkronosposeidon has already been awarded a star point for this post - ignoring quality request by rasch187.
maatcRasch is german for "quick"
Herzlichen Glückwunsch, well deserved!
OrnthoronHooray! Free Aquavit and elk sausage all around! And keep the classic rock coming! I know you also has a little place in you heart for Steely Dan, which is all I need to make me happy. That, and the fact that you now are halfway to a crown! Woohoo!
mintbbbWooooooot! Congrats!!
ThylanGrats
RyjkyjNice rasch. Good stuff.
Eklekrasch + 187 + BD + norway + uk + hat + scepter + Willy Wonka + bling + rock takeover + extra bling + superbling!!
= celebr8ion
schmawyRasch is pure Siftitude. He's become a backbone member and has great style. I'm so happy to have him here. I doff my hat to you, Good Sir. Congratulations and thanks for all you've done.
lauraIt feels like warm apple pie, doesn't it? I knew it!
Congrats, gentleman.
MrConradscongradiddliats! congratsomatso! congradilicious! congracioso...moso!
...ok I'm done...
Congrats rasch!
dotdudeRuh rah rasch!
MrFiskMuy gratz amigo. Appreciate a lot of your sifts/upvotes/promotes. Keep em coming, like a honeymoon.
edit: Did I say honeymoon? I meant an affair.
JAPRBob Dylan would be proud.
davidraineCongratulations all the way to the bank!
rasch187Something funnier.
Thanks again everybody
gwiz665The sperm bank...
>> ^DavidRaine:
Congratulations all the way to the bank!
CrosswordsCongratulations Rasch!
rougyGreat work!
burdturglerCongrats!
14402pretty cool. dig the dylan image use.
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